Saturday, January 4, 2014

Some Observations and Questions...


... or, "a few things my brain has been working on.”

- Have you ever noticed that in magazine ads for watches, the time is always about 10:10? (Sometimes they make it 10:08 or 10:09, somewhere in that range.) I guess they're intent on giving a balanced appearance. Seems awfully conventional, though, for a product that's often marketed as an expression of one's individual style. There's no such thing as an average citizen, but we all like things tidy. Even the avant-garde fashionista and the rock climbing, yacht racing polar explorer have a sense of feng shui when selecting a timepiece. "I want a watch that lets the world know I'm the fighter pilot type, living on the edge and, especially, following my own path. But when selecting that watch, I want to see the hands, the date window, and the hour markers as clearly as possible."

- How is it that we can put a man on the moon, but we can't make a soda fountain that will not drip on my hand as I pull my cup away?

- Why is a man on the moon always used as the standard of technological achievement? Why not nuclear fission, laser eye surgery, or mapping the human genome? We can put a man on the moon, but we can't seem to think of another accomplishment to reference when making a proverbial claim about human progress.

- I think they should make a movie about Leonardo da Vinci, and cast Leonardo DiCaprio in the lead role, just because that would look neat rolling up the screen in the closing credits. I wonder if DiCaprio will go bald and grow a beard in his old age.

- People like to shorten up big words, to make them easier to say. And yet, when talking about a ladies' doctor, they always pronounce each letter of the abbreviation: Oh-Bee-Jee-Why-Enn. Folks, that's five syllables! Why not just  pronounce it Ob-Gyne? That's what I'd do, if I ever had a need to talk about such a person. The rest of you can say the whole thing; it won't bother me. Just don't get upset if I end up with more free time than you.

5 comments:

  1. - How will I know that people seeing my watch know that I'm an artiste/bon vivant/chipmunk wrestler if I can't first see that the date window numbers are in exactly the correct font?
    - I just drink right from the nozzle.
    - The moon landing was a hoax promulgated by those seeking to draw attention away from the swayng of Elvis' hips.
    - I'm not sure everyone knows exactly what ob/gyn stands for...

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  2. EG! I just noticed your comment here!

    - What should I do now that my watch (pictured above) has a malfunction that makes the date freeze, usually halfway between two numbers, and the day of the week display in French? I am serious, this really happens. I love the watch otherwise.

    - That is an excellent idea. I feel foolish for having wasted so many cups, lids, and straws over the years.

    - You believe this too? I thought I was alone in this suspicion.

    - You're probably right. They know what the letters mean, but not what they stand for. So they pronounce every letter to make themselves appear smarter.

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  3. After three years of my watch sitting dead in a drawer, I finally read the manual and got a new battery.

    Sadly, this is a serious answer.

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  4. Well, I've often said "If we can put a man on the moon, why not all of them?"; usually in response to something hubby has mumbled about my favorite movies - Steel Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, and Little Women (all versions).

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    1. Too-SHAY!

      I think man would never have made it to the moon if he'd wasted his time watching movies about women crying over someone's death. Or, I don't know, sitting around making doilies while watching movies about women who like to make doilies and stuff. I am MAN! I discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn!

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