He was playing with a five year old boy from the neighborhood recently, and the two of them had the following conversation: (This is all true; I can't make this stuff up.)
Friend: Have you seen "Space Balls?"
Friend: It's funny. There's a guy that looks like Darth Vader, but he's called Dark Helmet. And he kicks someone in the peanuts!
Caleb: You shouldn't say that.
Caleb: You said a bad word.
Friend: Huh-uh. That's what it's called.
Friend: Yeah, it's called your peanuts.
Caleb: Oh. Okay.
I'm glad he has a source of accurate information. This means I don't have to worry about talking with him about the sensitive topics when he gets a little older. He'll learn everything he needs to know from his peers.
|Always guard your peanuts when this guy's around.|
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