Saturday, March 23, 2013

Urine Trouble When...

You know what I don't want to see when I've just had a great big cup of Pepsi with my lunch and then I go to a grocery store and spend a long time shopping with Wifey because we're getting enough stuff to last us 2 or 3 weeks, so I really have to find a restroom soon but I'm trying to hold on for a few more minutes?


They might as well play big surf sound effects on the Muzak system.

...and that is what I call Long Run-on Sentence With Punchline In the Form of a Single Picture. You think I should make this a regular feature on the ol' blog?


  1. I think supermarkets doors have a forcefield that makes you want to pee as soon as you step through them.
    Or is that just me?

    If you decide to add it, this would be a delightful feature.

    1. Guap, I thought those force fields are sensors to open the automatic doors. It might be just you. How many brewskis do you put down before going shopping? (I had about 46 ounces of Pepsi.)

    2. There are some things that just trigger my bladder. Being two blocks from home is one. Supermarkets are another.
      I imagine there's a psychiatrist out there slobbering at the thought of getting his hands on me...

    3. Any self-respecting psychiatrist who's read your blog would probably love to get his hands on you. Any psychiatrist who keeps going back to Guapola for more probably needs a psychiatrist of his own!