I don't know what we were talking about that led to the subject of American history; sometimes boy genius Caleb just comes up with this stuff out of the blue. This morning, he told me the following (and this is an exact quote):
"Guess how we won the British versus American war. [me: How?] Because the British were stupidheads."
Yep, that about sums it up.
And I'm pretty sure the Soviets failed because they were a bunch of commie boogerbrain liars. Who smelled like poo.
|King George III by Johann Zoffany|